random sayings of the night...

whenever the wife and i hang out, you can expect one of these posts...
"you'll be the octamom. not the publicity stunt octamom but the real one"
"i didn't mean i had pajamas at all"
"i should just get married"
"I'M HUNGRY!"
"jamocha"
"i would like to know what you think i said"
"i believe in vampires! i dated one!"
"the live forever vampires"
"or she can call up sperm donor number 8375..."
"i don't say funny things"
"my nose knows more"
"i don't have breaks"
*sings* "sun roof...but there's no sun...so its a moon roof."
"gracie could teach her a few things"
"you've got to have special alone time with some of them"
"what!? there is no box this april?"
"you're not what?"
"i thought you said 'i'm not tan and...' "
"NAKED!"
"i don't need pants"

i agree...

here are some quotes that i loved from an article that i found very interesting.
all of these were said by Stacy Bannerman.

"When our soldiers go to war, so do we. People forget that military families also serve. There is a terrible strain on the families."

"We're not states at war — we are a nation at war."

"We can no longer have conversations about supporting the troops not inclusive of military families."

if you read the article, they'll make sense.

special victims unit.

law and order svu usually isn't a funny show but sometimes they find a way to bring out some humor. here are a couple a quotes i liked from the episode i'm watching now.

"i know where muffin lives...does that help?"

"spy school 101: hide in plain site"

her book is amazing.

"And finally I twist my heart round again, so that the bad is on the outside and the good is on the inside, and keep on trying to find a way of becoming what I would so like to be, and could be, if there weren't any other people living in the world."
Anne Frank...from the last entry in her diary.

random quotes...

from christmas eve:

"morons don't have tails"

"testicles"

"where is my car?"

ten thousand words of funniness

...thats the random quote for the night.
tonight i babysat for my friend jennie. it was fun. i'll be watching her kids again this saturday. this week is a busy weeks. lots to do. little time to do it. now i just need to find the motivation to use my time wisely. hmmm...its not looking likely. but thats all there is to say for now. i sign my lease tomorrow!! i'm excited!!

random quotes for the night.

"he's like jumbo shrimp"

"she's used to mommy's lap"

"my tv doesn't like danie"

"it tickles"

"can i do it just three more times"

"someone should stab you in the eye with a hot french fry"

"why would you do that...why would you make fun of me..."

"luckily i was wearing that pad"

"i have to go cause i put on a dress and i just don't do that ya know"